somebody photoshop a nose piercing on one of my pictures
i wanna see what i look like
they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people
im not like other teenagers, im 51
is there a month between april and june?
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel
The most beautiful and my most favorite person on planet earth, and in all of the universe. I love and cherish every moment I get to be with her and look forward to every moment still to come.
You make me the happiest man alive, and no one is more lucky than I
hey dat me