bbygrrll:

got that sweet dank dank

bbygrrll:

got that sweet dank dank

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

i fucking watched this

for 15 minutes

waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one

15 minutes

of staring 

i trusted you

do you understand 

how much i want to kill you right now

Come on, honey, this house is a fresh start for our family!
White dads in horror stories (via start-missing-everybody)
I like cancelled plans. And empty bookstores. I like rainy days and thunderstorms. And quiet coffee shops. I like messy beds and over-worn pajamas. Most of all, I like the small joys that a simple life brings.
note to self (via antiquedvintage)

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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kindasadandalwaystired:

recoveryofabrokenteen:

littlebearofasgard:

tyleroakley:

CAN’T UNSEE.

I am fire *pant pant* 

I am death. 

you ruined my life

you mean improved your life

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

fairytrainer:

fairytrainer:

btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal 

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